squimp

A theoretical squid-shrimp hybrid, which would taste excellent both in battered rings or barbecued.

"Squimp?", Hank squawked as he spat out the sandwich, "I thought it was scamprawn! You KNOW I can't stand squimp!"

by Mad Dave June 14, 2007

squimp

Another name for bitch

Omg you squimp
You are such a squimp
Get away from me you squimp

by Rhysie😊 December 18, 2017

squimp

remember that dumb bitch from phineas and ferb, candyke or whatever the fuck her name was and it was the episode where she had squirls in her pants? well it’s that but Squirrels Queefing In My Pants.

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SQUIMPS IN MY PANTS!

by caughtsimpin February 10, 2020

squimp

Somebody who goes against there guild is seen as a squimp. Liek if you tell other guilds the tactcis or something along those lines. Treason to your guild, clan or squad.

Don't recrute him/her is a squimp

by P'ro May 15, 2006

Squimp

To be or act as a fiend.
Often a term of endearment.

"Cj was supposed to be here tonight but he's being a squimp."
"What's up my squimp?'

by Ded_boi May 28, 2020

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

Squimp

A dirty butthole (cousin to swampass)

Ram that dick in my Squimp!!
I love licking Squimp before sex.
Fred really acts like a Squimp at times.

by Kat D Mak. July 11, 2009