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Squampton

A small logging town 40 minutes north of Vancouver,BC, that is comprised with thousands of wealthy adults from all over Canada. These adults that have invaded the town have their extremely weatlhy parents put down massive payments on their kids first and second homes that average 800,000 dollars.

There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.
" hey,brah! I just bought a new 90 thousand dollar f350 to haul my two sleds around with that I only use once a year... isn't that so Compton? Squampton , yo! "

" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"

" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "

" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"

"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "
by Unicorn squamish August 12, 2019
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A type of girl, Generally that you hate at work, who looks like a washed out whore. Generally has bad skin covered up be even worse make-up. Girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.(But really isnt at all)
Jakki is such a SQUAMP!!!
by SlickSista August 5, 2006
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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
The Dugly Squampster house
by The Captain May 13, 2005
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Squampton

(also known as Suquamish) a small town situated on the asscrack of the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Over run by natives and trashy white people, the seemingly only aesthetically pleasing thing about the town is the abundance of stray dogs and shattered bottles of Old English that litter the streets.
As i drove to Running Bear's mudhut i began to dodge potholes in the streets and noticed an escilation in bars on the windows of the surrounding houses, it was then that i realized i had entered Squampton.
by Satchmosis September 13, 2007
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squamp

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.
1. Dude, there's a squamp in there.
2. Code Red! It's a squamp!
3. I squamped 'em.
by Pete January 19, 2004
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Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.
Billy ate a bucket of beans and later had to squamp when Julie went down on him.
by Zoomzoompow October 27, 2011
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Squampton

Squamish, British Columbia, aka Squamish is a small(ish) mountain town located in between Vancouver and the ski resort Whistler. The origin of the name is from when Squamish was a logging town and the town was so boring it drove most people to drugs and became sketchy, the young mountain bikers in the community on the other hand were training in the amazing mountainous terrain in Squamish. When they would win at races the riders from the other towns would make fun of Squamish calling it squampton, but hey the kids were still winning.
Where you from?”

Straight outta squampton”
by kidwholikesmountains January 13, 2021
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