sload

Its defined as a combination of a "slab" and a "load." It mainly pertains to a college student who does nothing.

When my youngest son graduated college, he slowly became a sload.

by Shawzie43 December 19, 2010

sloader

A website or streaming media that loads very slow on the internets. Created from the words slow, load, or loader.

Fred: Lets watch this streaming movie online!
Steve: I dont know man, it looks like a "sloader."

by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

sloader

SLOW+LOADER - slowder
sloader(n)
1.a slow loader
2.anything that is slow at loading

Youtube, you dangerous fiend! I HATE YOU!!!! You're such a sloader !

by rmclorina4 May 29, 2010

sload

(v) (refers to computers): to load extremely slowly (Combo of 'slow + 'load')

Jeez, this computer won't stop sloading.

by MrWords June 23, 2009

Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.

Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"

by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010

Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

by Camel Feet March 23, 2011

Sloading.

The act of sledding or tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Last Friday, we got loaded and went sloading.

by Vance November 17, 2003