Vance's definitions

pinewood derby

a term for inserting small wooden cars into the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

get the cars billy! I'm horny for a pinewood derby!

by vance March 27, 2003

KingVance

The Baddest ass sonuvabitch known to man. Pretty much the antitethesis of TomX

Man don't make me go KingVance on you.

by Vance June 12, 2004

doggie dooley

A miniuature "septic tank" for dog waste. I swear to God.

When Fido gets done taking a dump, put the turds in the Doggie Dooley.

by Vance January 6, 2004

crazy host mom

Mom who throws their son a party so she can hook up with his friends

Vances mom is such a crazy host mom she hooked up with all of his friends

by Vance December 14, 2014

negrity

steadfast adherence to ethical code, respect and strict morale while living in the hood

Yo G show some negrity up in here, that's my baby's mamma, I still love her, I still love her...

by Vance July 20, 2004

dillhole

Originally used on the TV series Beavis and Butthead, presumably because you can't say dickhole on TV.

A mild insult.

Get away from me, you dillhole!

by Vance January 5, 2004

Sloading.

The act of sledding or tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Last Friday, we got loaded and went sloading.

by Vance November 17, 2003