Definitions by Vance

crazy host mom

Mom who throws their son a party so she can hook up with his friends

Vances mom is such a crazy host mom she hooked up with all of his friends

crazy host mom by Vance December 14, 2014

negrity

steadfast adherence to ethical code, respect and strict morale while living in the hood

Yo G show some negrity up in here, that's my baby's mamma, I still love her, I still love her...

negrity by Vance July 20, 2004

KingVance 

The Baddest ass sonuvabitch known to man. Pretty much the antitethesis of TomX

Man don't make me go KingVance on you.

KingVance by Vance June 12, 2004

doggie dooley

A miniuature "septic tank" for dog waste. I swear to God.

When Fido gets done taking a dump, put the turds in the Doggie Dooley.

doggie dooley by Vance January 6, 2004

dillhole 

Originally used on the TV series Beavis and Butthead, presumably because you can't say dickhole on TV.

A mild insult.

Get away from me, you dillhole!

dillhole by Vance January 5, 2004

Sloading. 

The act of sledding or tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Last Friday, we got loaded and went sloading.

Sloading. by Vance November 17, 2003

pinewood derby 

a term for inserting small wooden cars into the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

get the cars billy! I'm horny for a pinewood derby!

pinewood derby by vance March 27, 2003