spilff

Spilff means when you make a joint or blunt with no tobacco just Maryjane 🍁

Hey joe roll a spilff

by Gosia May 14, 2018

smylf

step-mom you'd like to fuck

Bret: "Did you meet Phil's fiancee?"

Ellie: "Yeah. She's a total smylf. The boys will love her!"

by Rottadorable December 19, 2010

spilfinwinkle

The uncomfortable sound made when rubbing stryofoam

"Man, the two to-go containers sure are making alot of spilfinwinkle as we drive"

by Cleaveland Gray February 11, 2010

spyhf

A spyhf Is the hottest person ever. You can see him in the LAC group using bot commands all dog because he is thinking about you :). He will have a baby with anyone, especially your mum.

You:Hey Spyhf! How is my mum doing?

Spyhf: She is good, she is pregnant!

You: Yayayyayayay!

Spyhf: Ikr
You: Name him Ondra after me? Ok?

by Spyhf June 15, 2021

spalf

'flaps' spelt backwards. It's usually used in conjunction with tnuc or Tnuc, ie someone is a 'spalf tnuc'. It's just like calling someone an idiot, i guess. No specific meaning, it's just when you want to confuse someone around you, or insult someone in front of others without them knowing.

Sam and me made this up in our economics class, after discussing 'sinep', then 'tnuc', and then 'spalf'.

Oh geez sam you're a spalf, aren't you?

by Meg May 5, 2004

Spulf

homework induced vomit

I am going to spulf all over myself if I have to read one more page of this book.

by zepper October 6, 2009

Spyfe

taking pictures of other smokin hot females with your cell phone while your wife is around. They do not know that you are taking these pics and neither does the female you are taking photos of.

I was at the beach with my wife and I spyfed the college girls next to us.

by ludlow76 August 14, 2011