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Smurf cat

by KinFiction September 18, 2023
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Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.
Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!
by skinny79 August 9, 2010
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drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her
I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf
by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011
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Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john
dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy
by havalaf October 9, 2009
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the smurf from golden axe

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".
Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.
by phlegmat May 28, 2005
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