Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

spunion

spunion is when you are really high and you are running around fixing things halfway because you have to find the right tool and forget what you are doing .

Bernard and Benjamin were trying to fix the television for Bunny but she had just done a line of some good meth and turned into a spunion running around like a spunion in circles not getting the tools they needed for the repairs they sought.

by almostperfekt April 12, 2019

spunion

a person who is spun out, most often as a result of meth use in excess.

Give her a dub and a bub and she'll turn into a spunion.

by wizzy July 25, 2006

Spunion

spicy onion

i love spunions

by spunionlover May 10, 2019

Spunion

1.The act of being spun out by an onion, you are therefore spunioned

2.An onion that has recently spun someone out

Finding an onion in the washing machine, I yell Spunion, I spunioned you good ha ha

by dave I guess March 17, 2007

spunkonoff

A gay russian porn star, who definately takes it up the rectal area

Man 1 : you been done by Spunkonoff yet?
Man 2 : Ooooh he was big!

by Campbellini September 3, 2005