Spruce Bug

Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

sprode

Sprode, adj. Crazy in a japanese candy raver way.

You like to dance, and take a chance, now throw your undies on the stage, no wait, you're under age, you're super sprode.

by Death April 21, 2004

spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

by pentozali May 7, 2009

HH-spruce

the quick makeup and hair touch ups in the work bathroom on fridays before going to happy hour right from work.

I gotta go do a quick HH-spruce and I will meet you at the bar.

by Resse Gabriel July 13, 2007

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019