sprooking

When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys

Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight

by Bashit January 26, 2018

sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020

meme-spouting

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

urban sprinting

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.

Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!

by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.

Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

by gannucard November 28, 2015

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008