Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009

Sprizzle

Sprizzle is the refreshing carbonated lemon lime beverage commonly known as Sprite.

"Yo, can I grab a sprizzle from the mini fridge?"
"Go for it, my dude."

by Edge Sheeran October 13, 2020

Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.

Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!

by mrfouchy April 2, 2022

golden spritzer

When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.

Dude, she didn't even flinch when I gave her the golden spritzer. This relationship has potential.

by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010

CSI spritzer

A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.

Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.

"Bartender, one CSI spritzer, please."

by m00tw00t June 3, 2013

man-spritzer

A man who adds fruit to a wine spritzer. Also know as a tinto de verano.

Ma'am, may I have a man-spritzer.

by Chief guac July 5, 2017