Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

by YAWA July 4, 2020

Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.

1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.

by billy marsh December 14, 2009

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.

Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011

Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

Spreader

Any person who exhibits tool or chotch like characteristics while willfully spreading the rona to unsuspecting victims. Usually can be found migrating in herds of other tank top wearing frat boys.

"Did that guy Ryan just say that he has the Rona and hes not quarantining because he believes in herd immunity?"
"Yeah what a spreader that guy is. He probably wants the hog."

by Schnitler October 14, 2020