scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties

What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008

scranton reality anchor

If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.

Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.

Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED

by MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") June 30, 2020

university of scranton

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.

"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"

by Smithereens May 2, 2005

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

Spanton

A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...

The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!

by KadAbrar December 26, 2012

Sprangton

Noun: A disease you get from chewing too much.

Sprangton;noun; A disease you get from chewing too much.

by Connoro69 October 28, 2008

spranklins'

left over nuglets/sprinkles of marijuana after a sesh or a joint/blunt rolling sesh

"nagglespree u got spranklins' everywhere."

"ya nigga, i gotta collect those spranklonskies and roll another Jsconsin."

"ya nigga."

by sean solomon muhfucka January 25, 2008