A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.
I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.
by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004
Get the spreader mug.A member of the rock climbing community who brags, boasts, or talks smack about their superior climbing ability, while at the same time subtly putting you down and minimizing your climbing ability. They are often seen at the crag in VW campers, speaking with French accents while wearing neon tights, headbands, Oakley Frogskin sunglasses, and listening to German techno about robots.
That fruit at the crag who tried to tell me that the route that I was struggling with was easy for him was a total sprayer.
by cashmang July 14, 2009
Get the sprayer mug.An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.
by freestyle dave July 7, 2005
Get the cheek spreader mug.When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
Get the Beating James Spader mug.Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Get the salad sprayer mug.Means that you would spread your legs (allow someone to have intercourse with you) in exchange for something.
by Tappey May 17, 2010
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