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Sportorican

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
by DonFannuci January 21, 2011
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Sportauranteur

(noun) A restaurant owned/operated by a current or former sports star or athlete. A restaurant in a arena/stadium owned by a sports team or corporation.
Michael Jordan, LeBron James & Peyton Manning are 3 superstar athletes that became Sportauranteur's , owning restaurants during their playing days in basketball and football.
by Charm'tastic Guy August 8, 2017
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sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
by Loxi July 17, 2009
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Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.
Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!
by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014
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Winter sports

I'm not much for cold weather , but I'm a Jamaican who is definately into "winter sports"!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021
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sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
by Guydudebro March 23, 2011
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The Sportscenter

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.
'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"
by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010
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