splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

spoocher

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

by spoocher December 29, 2008

Squeedily Spooch

Irken Organ, found near the Irken heart.

"Auugh! My squeedily spooch!"

by h*r/gir fan December 21, 2003

snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005