Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

by reaybe January 30, 2014

Soost

A soost is like a queef, but when the air goes inward. An inverted queef.

"Only a giant soost could make her have that look on her face"

by Sterline August 13, 2020

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Spooty

Adjective: spooty (comparative: spootier, superlative: spootiest)
|ˈspoōpē|

1. (informal) Of very poor quality.

The spooty thing broke.

2. (Informal) Crazy or silly.

The author comes across as a bit spooty.

3. (Informal) Inappropriate or unbefitting.

The spooty things were expensive.


Verb: spoot
|spoōt|

1. euphemism for damn.

Spoot it all, Poppa.


Noun: spoot
|spoōt|

1. something of little value.

His promise is not worth a spoot.


Interjection: spoot
|spoōt|

1. an expression of dismay, concern, or worry; strongly suggesting disapproval or disappointment.

Oh spoot, I seem to have mislaid my keys.
Spoot, Ms. Fuzzywink turned me down again.

2. a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise or anger.

Spoot, I stubbed my toe on this spooty accordion.

by TedAKANathan February 18, 2009

airboat spooktacular

A halloween extravaganza which takes place in a swamp. Visitors touring the "haunted" swamp are driven on an airboat to each spooky section. Sometimes remotely-controlled or automatically controlled monsters will jump out from the side and scare you.

Hey kids there's supposed to be a good airboat spooktacular this year, let's check it out!

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

Spooptober

1: A celebration of funny and spooky memes that happens in October

I can't wait to share my spoopy memes in Spooptober

by Noot Noot Da First October 21, 2018

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010