spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.

"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"

by Todd Hepburn August 23, 2005

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

spoony

A certain person named Stephen who enjoys listening to me sing Delta Goodrem and talking about my school uniform.

Spoony: RS = Arse?
Me: RS is Religious Studies
Spoony: Aaah.
Spoony: Catholic schoolgirl?

by Katty March 20, 2005

spoonie

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.

"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."

by gaeegg January 9, 2017

spoony

a girl who lives south london but fits in perfectly with mooink, bob, spandex and goldfish

hay ya spoony you got mr spoony with you??

by mooink July 19, 2004

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

spoony bard

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.

You spoony bard!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003