spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.
"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"
by Todd Hepburn July 26, 2005
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spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon
Graham is a spoonie
by Graham December 28, 2002
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spoony

A certain person named Stephen who enjoys listening to me sing Delta Goodrem and talking about my school uniform.
Spoony: RS = Arse?
Me: RS is Religious Studies
Spoony: Aaah.
Spoony: Catholic schoolgirl?
by Katty March 20, 2005
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spoonie

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.
"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."
by gaeegg January 09, 2017
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spoony

a girl who lives south london but fits in perfectly with mooink, bob, spandex and goldfish
hay ya spoony you got mr spoony with you??
by mooink July 20, 2004
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Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"
by I am so bored. June 10, 2004
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spoony bard

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.
You spoony bard!
by combat_rock November 08, 2003
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