spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009

stoneman

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

Spongemonster

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

spongmonkey

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

by truthlesshero March 19, 2004