spockefeller

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".

I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.

by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".

That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!

by pentozali November 8, 2005

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!

by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009

spoko

its a polish short form of 'spokojnie' what means 'take it easy'. in teen slang 'spoko'is used to accept or agree with sth. it means i.e. 'no problem'
'ok'
'fine'

-could you lend me some money, please?
-Spoko! No problem

-This kid is spoko.

-Hey! What's up?
-spoko, thanks

by olciaa July 27, 2012