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Office spous

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008
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spouse without benefits

noun: a heterosexual companion of the opposite sex with whom one spends a great deal of time and shares a deep level of comfort but has no intimate relations. Usually both members in a without benefits union are single. The relationship is also often characterized by sarcasm and other behaviors typical to a married couple who have been together many years.
I can't find a date to bring to the BBQ, so I will bring my spouse without benefits.
by Amber K. June 15, 2008
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spousu

a gender-neutral term for waifu or husbando.
"Skyler is parkers spousu"
"whats a spousu?"
"Skyler's non-binary so instead of calling them his waifu they're his spousu"
by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020
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House Spouse

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?
I just hope I end up being the house spouse.
by Mormon Geek July 20, 2014
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Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.
by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010
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spouse

A spouse is the husband or wife of a person. This is a common word indicating "someone you are married to." This word is often used in forms/applications, etc.
Spouse's name? _________
by xxyuli November 3, 2006
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