sowkward

sowkward can either be socially awkward or just so (damn) awkward ;)

he is the most sowkward (socially-awkward) person I know!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!

by rhandomea June 2, 2016

Spooktard

A bitch ass kid on the day of Halloween knocking on your door at ridiculous times usually around 1 - 3 AM expecting some candy.

Did you get a spooktard knocking on your door last night?

I sure did, what an absolute brain dead fucker they were.

by EW&F October 1, 2019

Stocktard

Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.

If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.

"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"

by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

Spocktard

A person who thinks they are incredibly clever that are in fact really quite stupid.

God, that Brent guy's being such a Spocktard today and he doesn't even know it!

by xxtigxx October 10, 2018

sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.

Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!

by chodrais November 29, 2010

Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.

I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.

by The White Razz January 19, 2011