Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Slutch

A girl who is both a bitch and a slut.

First she told me she wanted to break up because I had a small penis then she fucked 20 guys; what a slutch.

by JoAnn November 18, 2003

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007

Sclutch

The tight crease of skin where a man's nut sack meets the inner aspect of his right or left thigh. It is an area of the body that frequently itches and requires vigorous scratching, inside or outside of one's pants.

While waiting in line to see the opera, your wife whispers:

"Honey, for God's sake get your hand off your crotch. Here comes Mrs. Tatterhorn."

"I can't help it: my sclutch itches like there's no tomorrow."

by biggusmeatus August 26, 2013

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splitch

Spoiled little bitch

Jayla is such a Splitch.

by Trip crow February 14, 2019