splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

slushy but(t) fun

when the snow starts to melt during the spring it becomes slushy but its still fun to ride.

when you have really exciting, enjoyable, juicy anal sex

Dude its so hot out its making the snow slushy but(t) fun.

I went over to abbeys and we had some slushy but(t) fun.

by spill jizz April 27, 2008

splashy fish

A fuckin remake of the bullshit game flappy bird

Why did they have to make (splashy fish) another remake

by Eminen February 21, 2014

Splashy Tummy

The sensation you get when you drink a lot of liquid, the tummy becomes "splashy" and can be sloshed at will.

Man, I just drank so much cold pop I've got splashy tummy

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

splashy ding ding

Another term for diarrhea.
Origin: the sounds diarrhea makes when it hits the toilet water.

We ate White Castle last night and now I have to splashy ding ding.

by Twoslobberydogs December 9, 2019

Indoor slushy

When you piss in someone’s shoes

Whenever and wherever you walk in your shoes, it feels sloshy asf

If he keep playing with me, all his shoes gonna feel like an indoor slushy

by Littlemissaaliyah03 January 7, 2023

Zebra Slushy

The act of vomiting into He/She mouth and then ejaculating into the vomit creating what looks like a zebra cake

I heard Jeremy got a Zebra Slushy at his grandmas house

by Dragoncox9000 January 26, 2023