spumping

humping while in the spooning position

I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.

by Lindsey and Lauren October 16, 2007

Splumptious

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008

Snumpkin

You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.

Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"

by asmartshell January 2, 2012

splurpin

Burping with a stomach full of cum.

"After a long Night of sucking cock and swallowing thick African American loads Evan knew "Splurpin" was inevitable "

by Big Fat Wildo December 12, 2013

Plumpkin

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).

Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...

Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!

by Donner131 October 10, 2014

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019

Plumpkin

Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.

Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.

by Wisechicks November 2, 2020