Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
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As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
by little Lady May 13, 2005
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by ChadCuzImShit October 23, 2018
Get the Sploosh mug.Noun: a sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.
"We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!"
by jerich0 June 1, 2003
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You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
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