Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

Cosby Sploogery

Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.

"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"

"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"

by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010

Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012

The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004