sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

Spload

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splaff

When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass.

My god, I splaffed into her ass so hard she ended up in China.

by Ricardinho May 30, 2006

sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007