Splank

The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.

- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.

by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021

Hillary Splank

A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.

Friend: Girrrrrrl, what happened to YOU?!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!

by chempunx December 9, 2008

splick

An unsavoury substance, usually a semi-viscous liquid that either feels bad, smells bad or is particularly nasty in some form.

"Oh my god! I've got splick all over my shoes! I think I've trod in dogshit"

by Trafford October 23, 2004

harvey spink

Weird ass smoker and wants to go out with scabby Abi. No one likes him and he has a micro penis.

Eww hes gay
What a harvey spink

by N00Bslayer69 September 23, 2018

Spink

A person who is part hispanic/part asian, a play off the words "spic" and "chink"; sometimes used against Filipinos.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

Chicago Slink

The act of stealing cab money from the wallet of your still-sleeping one night stand as you slink shamefully out the door.

Leslie pulled the old Chicago Slink with that guy she met at the bar last night.

by bdugggg May 20, 2011

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009