A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
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A friend of a friend once tried to combine the words 'splendid' and 'epic' together.
The resulting word sounded both gross and 'wet.'
Splepic is now used to describe anything that is gross, sticky, wet, and/or sloppy.
The resulting word sounded both gross and 'wet.'
Splepic is now used to describe anything that is gross, sticky, wet, and/or sloppy.
by stickyandwetmakesmommyupset January 6, 2014
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Spleeple.
The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.
Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.
Spleeple.
Spleeple.
The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.
Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.
Spleeple.
1.
*day of exam, on train*
John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."
2.
Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"
Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."
*day of exam, on train*
John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."
2.
Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"
Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."
by tim seward May 14, 2014
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Get the spleeping mug.A very polite way to call your friends in bulgarian.
It can also be used in a very serious and formal conversation.
It can also be used in a very serious and formal conversation.
Ivan: Zdrasti Gosho!
Gosho: Kvo staa spleskun hui.
(In a formal conversation):
Mr. Petrov: Zashto iskate da budete naznachen na tozi post v nashata firma?
Mr. Asenov: Shtot mi trqbvat pari, spleskan hui takav.
Gosho: Kvo staa spleskun hui.
(In a formal conversation):
Mr. Petrov: Zashto iskate da budete naznachen na tozi post v nashata firma?
Mr. Asenov: Shtot mi trqbvat pari, spleskan hui takav.
by Shpekov Salam Orehite July 22, 2022
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It can also be used in a very serious and formal conversation.
It can also be used in a very serious and formal conversation.
Ivan: Zdrasti Gosho.
Gosho: Kak si spleskun hui.
(In a formal conversation)
Mr. Petrov: Zashto iskate da rabotite v tozi magazin?
Mr. Asenov: Shtot mi trqbvat pari be splesku hui.
Gosho: Kak si spleskun hui.
(In a formal conversation)
Mr. Petrov: Zashto iskate da rabotite v tozi magazin?
Mr. Asenov: Shtot mi trqbvat pari be splesku hui.
by Shpekov Salam Orehite July 22, 2022
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