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Splesp, noun or verb.
To splesp is when a female goes for post-coital urination and once seated, expels gas from her vagina thusly forcing out the collected semen inside of her. The word was derived from the noise created when a woman splesps.

I had great sex last night but when I went for a piss I did the loudest splesp ever! He must have cum about 2 litres in me

Splesp by Benrawr June 14, 2011

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Spleep

1.) A pink/purple unicorn who plays Minecraft, occasionally Fortnite, and completely BODIES Ohmygoddanny in Hypixel Duels. He makes youtube videos and streams at SpleepLIVE
2.) Man

Bro have you seen Spleep's new youtube video? He's so funny LOL!!

Wait, Spleep is a real person? What the fuck?

Spleep by tqeters March 31, 2021

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Related Words

Splesp • spleep • Spleepy • splesh • salesperson • salesperson75 • Slesping • spespionage • splasplicable • splasplowski

salesperson

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?

Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!

salesperson by whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean? August 19, 2016

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Splempy

splendid; wonderful

"This is Splempy!" said Sally to the finished project which she was sure was going to win first prize at the science fair.

Splempy by Madlib! December 21, 2010

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splestival

when a bunch or random idiots go to a wierdo country/island to get pissed and fag around and take the piss out of each other

isle of wight splestival '09!

splestival by PokéMaster0411 November 4, 2009

splasplowski

when cody busts in a girls butt with such high pressure and force that her teeth get knocked out.

I'm gunna reverse splasplowski that bitch.

Yo did you hear what cody did?
Yea.
Let's not talk about it.
Yea.
Did she find all her teeth.
Let's not talk about it.

splasplowski by 561 Poetry April 6, 2009

Splepel

Something you're always missing on the right moment.
Dutch for 'soup-ladle'

1) "The soup is ready, but I'm without a Splepel"

2) "This art piece is missing a Splepel"

3) "What this game needs is a Splepel!"

4) "Ahhh I hate movies without a Splepel"

5) Person 1 "Yo G got a Splepel for me?"

Person 2 "No homie, I go without Splepel!"

Splepel by Someone without a Splepel April 1, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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