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spespionage 

This is the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman, while another guy is hiding in the closet watching/masturbating. As the individual in the closet is climaxing, he runs out, and blows his load on the womens face, and then runs out of the room, laughing hysterically.
"So the other day I was screwing my girlfriends brains out, when out of the closet jumps a complete stranger, and commits an act of spespionage."
spespionage by Andrew/Sander May 21, 2008
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Sexpionage 

Sarah used sexpionage to find out the date of the party that she wasn't invited to.
Sexpionage by backlash99 September 20, 2010

spezpionage 

The act of masturbating while watching another couple engage in sex acts, unbeknown to them. This can be literally the case, or just a derogatory term used towards someone who invades the personal space of a couple.
I was trying to have an intimate moment with my girlfriend the other day, but my frickin' roommate was there the whole time committing spezpionage.
spezpionage by Bemus June 14, 2008

Sexpionage 

when you pay for a single month membership to a only fans girl and then screenshot and post all the pictures to Reddit
Joel committed sexpionage against Stacy and said he was doing the lords work.
Sexpionage by Zyzz99 September 8, 2023

whoreprate sexpionage 

when you pay for a single month membership to a only fans page and screenshot and post all the pictures to Reddit
Whoreprate sexpionage was committed against Stacy and now her friends have seen her private photos for free
whoreprate sexpionage by Zyzz99 September 8, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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