slendered

The act of being penetrated from behind so quickly that the victim doesn't have time to turn and see the mans face.

Kaitlin was slendered by a mystery man in the park.

Matt: "Dude I totally slendered my girl in bed last night. Had to roll off the bed to keep her from seeing me."

by not-so-slenderman August 17, 2012

Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said”

“The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”

by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

Splendenderous

An enhancing of the word splended

That was a splendenderous goal

by Tugger8 October 17, 2006

splenderfultastic

something that is awesome beyond what normal expressions can describe. can be used both in realistic situations or sarcastic comments.

realistic-
John: dude i totally got a blumpkin from sally!
ted: splenderfultastic bro!

sarcastic-
sally: i got this really awesome pink shirt today at the mall!!!
ted: omg that's splenderfultastic...

by MerCy2012 March 25, 2009

Splenderifous

Splenderifous; meaning, incomprehensibly wonderful.
fantastic, of high stature in comparison to something. quite exceptional.

Oh dear sweet Mr.Rodgers! that is Splenderifous!

by oh-that-silly-bran-muffin June 21, 2011

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

splenderiforous

Smushing together the words splendid, teriffic, and marvelous to mean amazing or fabulous.

Today, Bob said, "That was splenderiforous, baby!" Sadly, Bob was serious.

by Bobby!~~ July 23, 2007