spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.

Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.

by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013

Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020

Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.

You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!

by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009

spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.

Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.

by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010

spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.

Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."

by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010