spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007

Splab

A green spot, dot, or splotch.

Oh no! I got a splab of paint on my pants!

by Peanut123Peanut October 21, 2018

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

spleeny

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

by Nikkiru December 17, 2004

SLebrity

Main Entry: s·l·leb·ri·ty

Pronunciation: \es-el-ˈle-brə-tē\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s):

plural s·l·leb·ri·ties
Date: 14th century
Etymology: Metaverse Slang for Second Life Celebrity, from SL + celebrity.

1 : the state of being celebrated in Second Life: fame
2 : a famous or celebrated SL person

Second Life has its own SLebrity bloggers, designers, builders, models and "Kool Kids," some of whom have their own "Virtual Groupies!"

by Valiant Westland May 18, 2009

spleclination

Spiders or the force

How does a panda hold bamboo shoots without thumbs? Must be spleclination.

by Rennar September 4, 2017

splee

a squeel of exitement

You just won one million dollars!!!!
splee!!

by redguardian December 11, 2008