splainer

Using humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainer about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

by MementoMMN July 17, 2010

junkie spawn

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.

Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.

by Fatboy26 February 22, 2008

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

Spawn Trap

A technique in first person shooters where the entire enemy team camps outside of your team's spawn zone and kill you while you spawn. Only dicks use this technique and it is ten times worse than camping. The only way to properly combat this is by rage quitting, unless you are completely MLG and can kill them all.

I rage quitted because those douches were spawn trapping in Call of Duty.

by Dinomurdersaurus June 26, 2014

splandiferous

1)A kick-ass word made up by Destery Smith from DesandNate on Youtube.

2)A word to describe your day

"Hey Hun,how was your day?"

"Oh it was SPLANDIFEROUS thank for asking"

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by SplandiferousGurrrllll March 22, 2010

spawn of possession

The best tech. death band ever!
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.

Spawn of Possession is from Sweden and one the greatest underground tech. death bands in the world.

by CrissyMonster August 11, 2007

Shlawn

Half schlong half prawn. Think of the movie district 9...It's essentially the prawn but a schlong. Get it?

Woah look at the shlawn!

Ello shlawn. (yes that was a british accent)

Wow...what a shlawn.

by Hoo haggunt May 25, 2010