splack
The urban opposite of, and companion to, the Subgenius' "Slack". An all-encompassing force of primal, idiotic space energy; love/hate for earth, human and machine.
Splack
Coined in the Chicago drill scene of recent years, used as a term to describe real gangsters or murderers.
We know in the recent interviews of Chicago gangsters that they do a lot of “self-snitching” or “self telling”, many have found ways around this by using the term” splack” instead of the latter.
We know in the recent interviews of Chicago gangsters that they do a lot of “self-snitching” or “self telling”, many have found ways around this by using the term” splack” instead of the latter.
Splack
1. (v.) To collide with such intensity—physical, emotional, or sexual—that sound, sensation, and meaning dissolve into a single sacred plop of overwhelming contact.
2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.
3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.
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Etymology:
Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.
3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.
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Etymology:
Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
"Bro, that chashu was so fatty I nearly splacked right there in the booth."
"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."
"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."
"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."
"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."
"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
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