swindler

someone who cheats you out of something

Barack Obama speaks well, but is a good for nothing swindler.

by jt mama March 16, 2009

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004

spindletree

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.

Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.

by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

shindlers

In an advanced state of refreshment.
Shindlers list-pissed

I don't know how i got home last night, i was fucking shindlers

by Phil hebden September 24, 2004

Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006