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spidergwen

After beeing bitten by a genetically-engineered spider, Gwen was granted arachnid-like super-powers, and started a career as a crimefighter, dubbed by the media as "SpiderGwen."Gwen was given a costume and a set of web-shooters by retired crimefighter Janet van Dyne. Gwen spent most of her early adventures focused on exploiting and maintaining her newfound attention more than helping those in need; however, Gwen's behavior changed after her father expressed he believed Spider-Gwen could easily help people. TL:DR: Spidergwen is cool
Spidergwen is epic!
by Great value Tony stark July 3, 2021
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spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass
the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them
by mandy March 31, 2005
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spidertell

The realization of not being able to afford a large amount of arachnids for household infestation purposes.
The spidertell was too much for him to handle; his prank was ruined.
by Mayonnaise Banana April 24, 2021
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Across the Spiderverse

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie
Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*
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Spidermelon

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009
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Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
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Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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