Spiderhead

A person who creates false situations and irrational fears in their head of otherwise normal situations.

"Man I'm such a spiderhead, I can't even talk to a cashier"

by Therealme'smiles' April 27, 2023

spiderverse whopper

a burger king ripoff of a pretty patty. if consumed, one will have: type 3 diabetes, constipation, and red diarrhea.

I ate the spiderverse whopper and had to take an atrocious shit at the burger king and it didn't come out.

by sheqetteck June 19, 2023

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004

Spiderjob

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.

Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.

by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010

spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012

Spiderbowels

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus

Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.

by doffer July 13, 2004

spiderweb

to shoot your load on a womans face!

last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!

by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006