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Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.
"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."
by Shortank April 6, 2013
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
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Spider monkey light-pole

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"
by bigdbud February 19, 2026
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.
I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.
by bjmike November 29, 2012
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Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
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