spermies

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

by bob May 9, 2003

Spermbreath

A male homosexual

That spermbreath moron is a victim

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Spembie

Alternate spelling for Spemby, See entry for Spemby

John acidently tried to use the television rtemote backwards.
"You Spembie" exclaimed Calista

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.

stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

sperminites

The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding!

Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005

Spermatella

A spread, specifically made for people with an unusual sexuality. Only available in Australia, and coming soon to Mexico!

Wallace had some nice toast with Spermatella on it to start his day.

by chocolate-rain November 8, 2009