Sheffielder

Someone who is from Sheffield, UK.

I am a Sheffielder.

by Zed385 April 19, 2011

Spaffage

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

Sheffered

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide

“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself”

by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020

spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

Sheffield

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.

"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"

by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007

spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

by Smelting June 1, 2006