Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Speed trap town

A small town or city that raises and lowers the speed on a stretch of road to force you to speed.

Damage I got another ticket in that speed trap town arabi.

by T1mmothy June 16, 2016

Speedy the Turtle

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.

Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.

by King of Turtles January 18, 2005

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014

High-Speed Tender Bender

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Low-Speed Tender Bender

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

speed trolling

The act of attempting to pick someone up in a bar after you realized that closing time is rapidly approaching. This usually begins within one hour of a bar closing.

dude, we better start speed trolling or we are going home with rosy palm.

by cschieffer March 14, 2010