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Alberta speed limit

Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.

When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."

"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."

"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
by The Western October 29, 2010
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break the speed limit

IN BRIEF: to act fast or be a fast ass, fail to be obedient, refuse or failing to act accordingly or behave, to violate.
PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.

PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?

PARENT #2: Exactly.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 7, 2009
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Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver
Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!
by Jaysunn72 December 17, 2016
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Charlottesville Speed Limit

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"
by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010
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3 day speed limit

To tweek for 72 hours straight after using speed or meth amphetamines and the brains lack of rest causes you to hallucinate.
Joel said, "Hey bro, can you hear the people talking in my walls?"
"There's nobody talkin inside your walls", I said. "How long you been awake?"
"I dont know like a week at least", he replied.
"Thats your problem right there; you hit your 3 day speed limit."
by jROCK$** May 12, 2014
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Beautiful Speed Limit

When one is driving, sees a visually appealing person of the opposite sex in the lane next to them, and slows down or speeds up in order to catch a better glimpse.
"Dude! Those two girls in the red Taurus! Assume the beautiful speed limit."
by Zycoolaman March 20, 2009
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Captain Speed Limit

Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.
Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.
by stavr0 January 13, 2005
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