Autism Speaks

A hate group disguised as a charity organization.

The people at Autism Speaks are committing hate crimes against the autistic community.

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

speak to the manager

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.

person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...

by guy who defined a word or two September 15, 2020

bitin speakers in the face

The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.

“Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face”

by InfraredTeenager December 10, 2018

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

by sujark November 19, 2020

Long Spear

A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.

'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'

by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019

speak for yourself

Used to tell someone that an opinion they have expressed is not shared by oneself.

Guy 1: "It's normal for someone to feel nervous on the day."
Guy 2: "Speak for yourself... i'm not."

by SolCalibre June 14, 2018