swasticunt

A Asshole Douchebag hybrid. A common phrase used to describe hitler, swasticunt basically means that someone acts like a cunt and has a rose-bush stuck in their ass.

"So i was hanging out with kevin, when he tripped me and called me a bitch for no reason."
"Wow, what a Swasticunt."

by TheYoloMister January 26, 2014

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spastitute

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.

Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.

by necromancer March 6, 2012

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Spasticon

The Spastic Transformer.

If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"

by Timothyopolous October 26, 2011

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Spasticytis

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

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