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Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.
1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.
by The Vile One July 8, 2012
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spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.
I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.
by Johnel November 2, 2005
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speakulate

to speak not definitely but speculatively or assumptively.
Speak positively. Do not speakulate.
by uttam maharjan November 28, 2010
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sporgulate

V.) 1. To spontaneously grow Sporks from one's body.
Eww, leave him alone, he's sporgulating.

Go sporgulate in a corner.
by Skullduggery May 30, 2006
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Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
by Panzermensch May 13, 2005
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sprakulate

the actions, expressions ,IE. body language,facial expressions, and speech impairment.
The professor said to his class,"When you all hang out at the bomb fire tonight,be aware of any unfamiliar street drug that may hurt you or sprakulate your minds".
by nixxxter 69 December 16, 2008
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Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.
"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation
by Luggnutter August 18, 2024
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