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clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.
Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!
clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

starked it 

The art of aggressively failing at women.
Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.
starked it by Bevo69 January 27, 2012

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.
To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.
spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

sparkledog 

Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
Someone just requested me to draw a sparkledog.
sparkledog by Griffinsong March 8, 2009

sparkydinglelight 

Shitparkinese shitepark is a skatepark in Ayr, Scotland(Also knewn as cragie skatepark - 'Sparky' derives from the spark off a flint and steel, 'Dingle' is the body of a lighter and 'light' is the fire from the lighter. Together this is the full name of a lighter in the land of Ayr in Scotland.
Haw, any of youse got a sparkydinglelight?
Aye here chief...
sparkydinglelight by crustal meth November 3, 2019