Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.

"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."

by Unequality February 8, 2010

Kevin Spaceying

Being popular, or well wanted, but using that said power for deviant sexual acts.

Guy: bro, bro, bro, I was a director of a movie and I made this 14 year old girl blow me if she wanted the part.
An intellectual: Stop Kevin Spaceying bro just hire a hooker.

by BlurryMcFlurry42 November 1, 2017

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.

When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010

snopening

An area where a curb is shoveled, allowing you to cross randomly in the middle of the street and not have to climb over a snow bank to get to the sidewalk.

Let's cross the street here, I can see a snopening on the other side.

by Theworldaway February 16, 2010