cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

by zoe28 November 7, 2009

spanktervision

The depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement. (aka pornography)

I was sitting in my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, watching some good ol' spanktervision, when all of a sudden a giant alligator gave me 25 beer coupuns for $100.

by bjb0mb3rz August 7, 2004

clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006